i know what you mean i found this site about six months ago my wife thinks i am crazy but it is great if you have silver on the brain diesease like most of us on here do
Give him a big hug and a kiss.Tell him how much you love him('cause ya do)and just remind him that you are more important than a web site so when you need his attention, you come first.Meanwhile, this place is good medicine so let him surf.
Go to another computer so you can communicate with him. Better yet get a Black_blue berry internet thing_reciever and he might go out to the shop so you can get some work out of him.