How to speak about men and be politically correct:

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1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a
"LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY".

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is just "OVERLY
CAUCASIAN".

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He
"INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS".

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE
REGRESSION".

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a
case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION".

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his
pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"
 
 
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