Lecture on Alcohol Abuse and ...

aginfo

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I just read this one in the readers digest and thought it was funny.

A man is stopped by the police at around 2 a.m. and asked where he is going. He replies, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and its effects on the human body, as well as the health consequences of staying out late."

"Really?" the officer asks skeptically. "Who's' giving a lecture at this time of night?"

"That would be my wife."
 
 
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