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Hey John and Merry Christmas to you. I think it's about 10 degrees F here in Tennesee this morning. We've had snow on the ground for many days. As we say in Tn,"Have a goodun".

Merry Christmas to you and everyone else here too. Weatherman is talking of a HIGH of minus 1F Christmas day and a low of minus 17F. lots and lots of snow. How does Santa deliver his presents in those warm climates without snowIJ Does he equip his sleigh with wheelsIJ I can rememeber as a kid one Christmas Eve day that was 50 degrees and raining here - no snow. I was all upset that Santa wouldn't be able to land on the roof 'cause there was no snow. Dad told me he just came in a red Jeep instead of the sleigh. Well, being the curious and observant type that I am, I wondered how he got up on the roof to come down the chimmney if he was driving a Jeep. Dad said he came in through the front door. "How does he get in since you lock the door, DadIJ" "He uses a crowbar and prys it open!" Case closed, but can you imagine the picture I had in my mind of Santa prying our door open to get inIJ! lOl!!

I always wondered what deep pyscoillogical trauma caused your problems.... now we know! Its like the preacher who was telling his flock to "stand up and fess up - all those sins" One fellow stood up and said "I've been gossiping" Preacher said "tell it all people, tell it all" A lady got up and said " I didn't give any money last month" "Tell it all mam, tell it all" An old farmer in the back said " I've been having sex with my sheep" The preachers said "damn$ son, I don't think I'd of told that!!"

That was baaaaaaaad he said with a sheepish grin, your just trying to pull the wool over my eyes!