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A good ole Saskatchewan farmer won a fishing boat in a raffle.
When he brought it home his wife looked at him and said, "What the heck you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 75 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, pointing to the field behind the house, "He's out there in his fishing boat."
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in the boat with a fishing rod in his hand, in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What the heck are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What the heck does it look like I'm doing?"
His brother yells back, "It's people like you that give Saskatchewan farmers a bad name, making everybody think we are stupid! If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt."
A good ole Saskatchewan farmer won a fishing boat in a raffle.
When he brought it home his wife looked at him and said, "What the heck you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 75 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, pointing to the field behind the house, "He's out there in his fishing boat."
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in the boat with a fishing rod in his hand, in the middle of a big field. He yells out to him, "What the heck are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What the heck does it look like I'm doing?"
His brother yells back, "It's people like you that give Saskatchewan farmers a bad name, making everybody think we are stupid! If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt."