Combines Snow peas

[tbran]

have no idea, but it reminded me of the corny, old joke that I remember hearing my late grandpa tell over and over, how do you catch a polar bearIJ cut a hole in the ice, line it with snow peas , and when the bear comes up and bends over to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole!

 

[Kevin_Alabama]

I thought I was the only one that had ever heard that. Did you hear that from your grandpa or a ol man from Alabama that paid you a recent visit.

 

[tbran]

nawwwww, folks from Alabama are too far south to know anything about Polar Bears. Did ja find a side sheet for a 7580IJ or a combinderIJ Im gonna warn you one more time about travelin up to yankee land without a passport !

 

[Kevin_Alabama]

Yea, we have one spotted. Them 7000 sheets are getting scarce. looks like my neighbor that you met bought N-6 up above you. He's a John Deere guy but he's starting to see the light. Maybe you can upgrade him with a 62 or 65 in a year or two. He also bought a Allis 880 cotton stripper last year... Passport, I carry the same passport N.B.Forrest carried. Thanks for your help.

 

[tbran]

was that passport 'get there fustest with the mostestIJ'

 

[Kevin_Alabama]

Na, it was the sluwest with the lesstesst. That time.

 

[tbran]

well, after the wawuh of 'nawthun agressun', we had to turn to different tactics. Now we just get all the yankee's money when they retire and move to a civilized part of the US... I have told this before, but , When Gen Sherman had just done his bit of the big makeover of Atlanta, he headed east on I-20 and camped at Stone Mtn over nite. About dusky dark Sherman heard a rebel at the top of stone mtn yelling his opinion of the general. Sherman called for the best man in the outfit - Swartz form Minn. "get that rebel off that mtn" was the command. Swartz went up and came rolling down grave yard dead. Sherman said "get me 10 of my best men" 10 men from the now Ohio St region went up - 10 came rolling down door knob dead. Sherman yelled "get me 100 crack troops and get that rebel off that mountian!" 100 troops went up, 99 came rolling down. Finally the last of the 100 crawled up to Gen Sherman - bleedin from every portage of his body - he gasp for breath and yelled "gen Sherman Sir - its a rebel TRICK - theys TWO of them up there!!!!

 

[R_O_M]

Have you guys been locked inside for a week or so with that big freezeIJ The stories are getting taller and the jokes aren't getting any better!!!

 

[tbran]

you have to undastand, we folks here in the south USA luv our nawthun bruthaws. Why if it hadn't been for theaw great great grandpappys whuppin our great great grandpappys unto submission, we would have had stupid things like detuminal local guvament, with most all the tax moneys staying in ouwa state 'ceptin fo whut went to support thangs like national defence and such. Just thank, because of a strong federalism we now have millions of super smart people in washinton making good livins administratin the likes of welfare, social security, education, agriculture and on and on. IT takes those smart federal guvment folks to tell our state, local county and parish folks, who are too stupid to do it on their own, how to adminsitaw all that money. Just like in edumacation. The feds take up about a quataw of the money in studein how to best teach awa kids. Ifn they didn't take up this money in adminsistration weunses would had an increase in our local school bugdets of 25%. I suppose it would just ruin our system, being able to hire better teachers and adminstrators and keeping them from going to better private jobs or even spendin more money on stupid thangs like 'puters and technology. Nope we sure are glad we have those smart folks up in DC lookin aftaw us. We feelin it is well worth every tax dollaw they extract from us.

 

[tbran]

hey - whats the price - convert to $_ bu - of commodities down under. We closed out on the CBOT at about $4.37 _ bu on corn, $11.79 for soybeans and $9.54 _bu for wheat. Or compare lintels......