Combines Twas the night before part 1 TW

[tbran]

Doesn't matter it's equipped with the unloaded a turret the presents will come out just as gentle as well in a hurry. (There is just one more thing we must add to make deliveries on time, and that is a dual spreader kit from BandG at just $799.) ((plus freight and handling of course)) He patted the Silver Mist PAINTED strong METAl sides as he passed, and noticed this beast was still not as long or as wide as others in it class. So laying a finger aside of his nose , up the steps of the power fold ladder he rose. As the huge engine revved up and turbo did whistle, Rudolph sprang from the grain bin like he had just sat on a thistle! So with Santa and Rudolph both in the cab sized just right, I heard him exclaim as they flew out of sight. "Rudolph, the choice we have made was ever so wise, deliveries will be timely cause this thing's been HYPERIZED!" (Ps Clement C Moore would have written this had the HYPER HARVEST EDITION been available at press time, right T.W.IJ )

 

[T__langan]

Well, just about the time I thought tbran couldn't top himself after last year's rendition!! That was brilliant! Bravo! Obviously, that takes some time to think that all up. Thank-you for brightening the holiday season with this! I printed it out to show the rest of the crew around here as I did with last year's version. Thanks again, tbran! Tom langan

 

[gleaner_boy]

very impressive! Bravo

 

[Massey_Man]

I never heards last years rendition but this years is cute,well done.

 

[Farm_Pro]

That really must have taken some time. Great job on it, cant wait to hear a new one each year.

 

[boggo]

Not bad for a gleaner man

 

[The_Red]

tbran THAT WAS GREAT! ROFl!!!! Happy holidays to all the harvesting.com folks! The Red, John Fritz, Indianapolis

 

[Hyper_Harvest_II]

Tbran, What are doing selling Farm Equipment when you could be making the big bucks writing children's books with the Agco_Gleaner logo.You should check with Mr.Ratliff to see how soon you could be put on the payroll. Keep up the good work and Merry X-mas, Hyper Harvest II

 

[T__langan]

Hyper has a valid point there! Just think how many young kids are brainwashed into the green paint thing because any tractor you see in little kids books are green and yellow. I think all little kids should be brainwashed into orange and silver paint like mine have been! tbran could also market videos and tapes_cd's with his vast collection of Christmas renditions, gospel readings, poetry, short stories, philosophy, tall tales, christian revival preachin', and Gleanerin' knowledge (often all combined into one!). Suitable for all ages, races, and religions! He may even have some advice on keeping cattle contained, exorcising green demons, rooster anatomy, and inlaw relationships. Where else could a person find such vast resources for only $14.95 + shipping and handlingIJ

 

[l3]

I had a friend from town ask me once what that was they saw me driving the other day. I said it was a combine. She said "Oh, I thought combines were green"! She honestly had no idea.