1. 0

    Missing Farmer Alert

    Uh oh! You haven't been to FarmChat in 10 days... were you abducted by aliens? If so, get back to FarmChat and tell us why they make those crop circles!
  2. 1

    Farmer's Heartbeat

    You're officially alive! You've posted your first message! Great job. Now get back in there and post some more.
  3. 1

    Photogenic Pharmer

    You've uploaded an avatar! Great job. Most members don't bother, so we're awarding your initiative with this fun trophy.
  4. 2

    Your 2 cents have been deposited

    You've received 2 post likes. That's worth about 2 cents in these parts. Cha-ching!
  5. 10

    Farm Hand

    You've made a few posts on Farm Chat so we've decided that you are now worthy of this fancy Farm Hand trophy!
  6. 10

    Helpful Farmer

    Your messages have been liked 10 times. Great job posting useful content to the community!
  7. 50

    50 Cents Worth

    You've received 50 likes on your content. Now your opinion is worth 50 cents, not just 2! Cha-chiiiiing!
  8. 66

    Golden Rooster

    You've started 66 topics there farmer, earning you the highly coveted Golden Rooster award! Not to be confused with the Golden Chicken Status, which is much easier to get.
  9. 66

    Route 66

    66 posts! Nice job farmer friend! You're like the famous highway... here to stay!
  10. 111

    Golden Grain Bin

    Wow! You have posted 111 threads! Thank you for bringing the quality! Here's a virtual grain bin filled with diamonds to commemorate your contributions. Retail value: $0.00.
  11. 111

    Golden Chicken Status

    This is the coveted golden chicken status! Awarded to a member who posts 111 or more times on the internet farm chat site.
  12. 199

    Bean Stalker

    Congrats! You've joined the Bean Stalker club with 199 posts. Next stop, some other title. Keep on posting on!
  13. 444

    Chocolate Milk Cow Status

    You've posted enough messages to earn a fictional internet cow that produces chocolate milk.
  14. 555

    Albert Farmstein

    555 times somebody has thought your post was good. That's a lot of farming genius right there. Almost as much as Einstein. We might as well call you Albert Farmstein.
  15. 777

    777 Bales Club

    Bet you didn't expect this award. For every message, you get a digital hay bale! 777 of them are now in your digital hay bale account which makes you a member of the 777 bales club. (If you're confused by this, don't be. It just means you're a good person!)
  16. 1234

    Golden Scarecrow

    You've posted 1,234 messages! Wow! You're now a Golden Scarecrow! Whatever that means.
  17. 2525

    Golden Tractor

    You know how the saying goes... "There are two ways to get a golden tractor, and only one that doesn't involve 60 cans of metallic gold spray paint." Congrats on 2,525 posts on FarmChat!
  18. 5268


    You've posted so many messages we really don't know what else to call you. At least you're not late!
  19. 8888

    Milky Way

    The farming universe is in the palm of your hand. You (and your 8,888 posts) are the Milky Way now. Please say hello to Batty while you're out there.
  20. 10001

    Farm Fossil (Geezer)

    10,001 posts and 1,001 days make you a FarmChat fossil! But take no offense, geezer, this is actually a compliment! You're basically an internet legend and for that, we salute you!
  21. 15015

    Rusty Roadkill

    If you keep posting at this clip we're going to have to sandblast you off the road. Wanna be a moderator?