Uh oh! You haven't been to FarmChat in 10 days... were you abducted by aliens? If so, get back to FarmChat and tell us why they make those crop circles!
You're officially alive! You've posted your first message! Great job. Now get back in there and post some more.
You've uploaded an avatar! Great job. Most members don't bother, so we're awarding your initiative with this fun trophy.
Your 2 cents have been deposited
You've received 2 post likes. That's worth about 2 cents in these parts. Cha-ching!
You've made a few posts on Farm Chat so we've decided that you are now worthy of this fancy Farm Hand trophy!
Your messages have been liked 10 times. Great job posting useful content to the community!
50 Cents Worth
You've received 50 likes on your content. Now your opinion is worth 50 cents, not just 2! Cha-chiiiiing!
You've started 66 topics there farmer, earning you the highly coveted Golden Rooster award! Not to be confused with the Golden Chicken Status, which is much easier to get.
66 posts! Nice job farmer friend! You're like the famous highway... here to stay!
Golden Grain Bin
Wow! You have posted 111 threads! Thank you for bringing the quality! Here's a virtual grain bin filled with diamonds to commemorate your contributions. Retail value: $0.00.
Golden Chicken Status
This is the coveted golden chicken status! Awarded to a member who posts 111 or more times on the internet farm chat site.
Congrats! You've joined the Bean Stalker club with 199 posts. Next stop, some other title. Keep on posting on!
Chocolate Milk Cow Status
You've posted enough messages to earn a fictional internet cow that produces chocolate milk.
555 times somebody has thought your post was good. That's a lot of farming genius right there. Almost as much as Einstein. We might as well call you Albert Farmstein.
777 Bales Club
Bet you didn't expect this award. For every message, you get a digital hay bale! 777 of them are now in your digital hay bale account which makes you a member of the 777 bales club. (If you're confused by this, don't be. It just means you're a good person!)
You've posted 1,234 messages! Wow! You're now a Golden Scarecrow! Whatever that means.
You know how the saying goes... "There are two ways to get a golden tractor, and only one that doesn't involve 60 cans of metallic gold spray paint." Congrats on 2,525 posts on FarmChat!
You've posted so many messages we really don't know what else to call you. At least you're not late!
The farming universe is in the palm of your hand. You (and your 8,888 posts) are the Milky Way now. Please say hello to Batty while you're out there.
Farm Fossil (Geezer)
10,001 posts and 1,001 days make you a FarmChat fossil! But take no offense, geezer, this is actually a compliment! You're basically an internet legend and for that, we salute you!
If you keep posting at this clip we're going to have to sandblast you off the road. Wanna be a moderator?