Combines been awhile so

and yes my typing sucks.........so what......

....no worse than your taste in combines. Run along now. Mommy is no doubt worried about you.

Hopefully it will be another long while. It's the Holiday Season, I pray that you dont lay your crap on the other site viewers as well. This site is dedicated to farmers helping farmers. One thing you could help us with is finding 99cent diesel to buy, do you know of a supplierIJ Happy Holidays to all

Thanks for checking in, and you have a merry Christmas. You are correct in you premise that Deere can do no wrong. Even when they have generated millions of pounds of preventative replaced _ broke crankshafts and vented blocks - they do it when there is an all time high scrap price! What a company! What engineeers and bean counters! And to think they scoffed and boasted to their customers they would never go rotaryIJ Go Big green! Hey, Come down and go 'slumin' more often with us wrenchin' gear heads. Don't be such a stranger. PS : Oh, there is a difference in 'sold out' whole sale and retail. I have a Deere dealer pal who has a truck and will travel. Send us an order, credit ap and a down payment and 'what before your wondering eyes should appear, will be a half million dollar big green STS deere'! Merry Christmas again and to all a good nite.

By the way big green machine, when you are going past, pick up that engine with the broken crankshaft out that brand new deere combine just down the road a few kilometres from us. The rest of the engine should be OK as it only had 4 hours combining on it. Cheers!

How come you guys haven't figured out how to get that feeder house with all that feeder chain to work rightIJIJIJIJIJ How about that fancy rock door that you have to climb up to clean out to get it shut. It must be fun to know you are going to get covered in chaff when you see that little light come on in the cab.

Must be even more fun to spend 10-20,000 on your combine when the rock gets past the trap.By the way, you dont get covered with chaff, there is a tool you use to clean it out.

I wonder how long one can sit in that cab before you get to know your chiropractor on a first name basis. I would think staring straight down over the steering wheel when you have a cutting head on can't be to comfortable. If you have ever ran a deere you will know what I mean. Not to mention how much noisier it must be in the cab since Agco can't figure out how to put a muffler on.

Just tellin ya how I see it. Truth hurts sometimes.

You sound like you carpet farm. Obviously don't get around machinery much.