Tim, why don't you grab a ride with Dan and come on down under to have a look at this joint some time in the future. Dan and Mary made it down here last year as did Tom [ Ohio Farm Boy ] and his missus. Put a bunch of guys together and get AGCO to find you a good guide to take you around this big dry continent of ours and enjoy a few weeks away from those whingeing customers of yours! We are different in all sorts of ways even if we speak roughly the same lingo. We swear a bit different in ways that can scandalise Americans, drink different beer, call your "football" a bit of a softy's game and drive on the wrong side of the road. We are also fit in with the rest of the world and use things like liters, meters, kilometers and kilograms. And if you don't have breakfast at home before driving be prepared to go hungry for a while as we don't have many road side eateries as Tom found out!
