Kids say the darndest things

Urban Homestead

Golden Chicken
During breakfast we were all talking about how the pandemic has saved us time - no commute, no team sports, no fundraisers. Well, my son chimed in with, "I save so much time since I don't need to brush my teeth." It turns out that online learning and wearing a mask when leaving the home means there's no need for oral hygiene. Yes, we sent to brush his teeth immediately, and he's old enough to know better.

What funny thing has your kiddo thrown out there lately?

Emergency Cake

Farm Hand
My young niece is upset that I won't introduce her to the Keebler Elves. I own a bakery, so I guess that's why she got it in her head that we're acquaintances.