actually after discussion with him, Dan Hurtt and I are thinking about running for president on the Hyper Party Ticket. This is our platform 1. Terrorists - first thing we would do is send them lots of beef in all forms, steak, bologna, ribs, brisket whatever. Free- all they can eat-food. Free Whoppers, Big Macs, Happy Meals as well. RationalIJ Have you ever seen a fat terroristIJ Fatten em to the point that the bomb belts won't fasten, they can't fit on busses or planes. Besides, ever seen a fat angry personIJ 2. Economy - we will make it a law that for every dollar we import from say China that country at least must buy half of what they sell to us in the form of US made goods. They will get credit for purchases from GB Austrailia and Canada and all other right thinking countries as well. 3. Health care - give huge tax credits for big arse folks who are killing us by clogging up the health system to loose weight. 1000$ per pound lost. Send excess food to - see n1. - IF they gain it back see n 5 destination of criminal illegials. 4. Farm policy - continue to make it so complicated that no one understands it, as it is now. 5. Illegals - find them - if they are criminals send them to Gitmo forever - if they have a job, post the position and if there is someone on govt welfare in the area and they will not take their job then cut off the welfare support. If there is no one available elsewise to take the job - shut the heck up - give them a valid ID and a credit card. Pretty soon they will be so far in debt they will feel right at home. The credit card companies will track them FOREVER. 6. Foreign oil addiction - maditory biodiesel and E85. 7. NUKES for electricity the way AC origionally designed them. 8. NRA - make way out tree huggers, members of PETA and AClU open season 11 months out of the year. Give them one month to reproduce for future sporting game supplies. 9. Space program - give all current presidential candidates, lawyers and the congressman of your choice free junket tickets to the first trip to Alpha Centauri - 6700 light years away. 10. Make my Mother In lAW Secretary of State - Peace in the Middle East is but one state dinner away - or WWIII. (ok this goes around the world - its a joke for those of you calling the lawyers)