Relax my friend! Everybody is having a good chuckle, this time at J.D's expense, next time at somebody else's. After all, all the makes are only lumps of steel dressed up in different colors that some of us get a bit too emotional about, and as we are now delving far back into pre-history, the worst combine, by a long shot, we ever owned was a J.D. 95 roundback. Cheers!