BradHunt
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Name me one time John Deere has copied anybody on a combine.
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Combines Combine or harvesting jokes
claas4ever
Guest
A farmer was working on his JD combine when his neighbor,who has a CASE IH combine comes excited to his cab and tells him that while harvesting his field, he saw a rabbit get pulled into the front of his combine, he heard noises and when he checked things out he saw the body of the rabbit that came out of his combine, to his astonishment the body was complete with only the head and legs missing. While they are talking they see a rabbit running into the front of his JD, then they hear some banging noises.they stop and go out to check it out and wow! the rabbit is out with only his head missing! They run excited to their friend who is operating a ClAAS combine. They hop on the cab and tell the friend the rabbit's story. before they finish telling the story,they see a rabbit! running into the ClAAS pickup! they hear some banging and then stop to see what happened, they see the rabbit running away from the combine. While they remain speechless, the ClAAS operator goes to the grain tank moves aside some grain, picks up the sack with the balls of the rabbit and says"ClAAS takes out only the seeds"...